The one about the names....
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."
The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
Saturday, 17 November 2007
Sunday, 11 November 2007
Laugh 'til you soil yourself!
The one about the puppy....
A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.
The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"
The father says, "Making a puppy." So they walk on and go home.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "Making a baby."
The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy."
A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.
The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"
The father says, "Making a puppy." So they walk on and go home.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "Making a baby."
The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy."
Monday, 5 November 2007
Laugh 'til your toenails snap!
The one about cricket....
Two old guys, Jack and Bill, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Jack turns to Bill and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"
Bill thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Jack passes on. One day soon afterwards, Bill is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Bill... Bill..."
Bill responds, "Jack! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Bill," whispers Jack's ghost.
Bill, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well," says Jack, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Give me the good news first," says Bill.
Jack says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Bill says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Jack sighs and whispers, "You're opening the bowling on Friday."
Two old guys, Jack and Bill, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Jack turns to Bill and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"
Bill thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Jack passes on. One day soon afterwards, Bill is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Bill... Bill..."
Bill responds, "Jack! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Bill," whispers Jack's ghost.
Bill, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well," says Jack, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Give me the good news first," says Bill.
Jack says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Bill says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Jack sighs and whispers, "You're opening the bowling on Friday."
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