The one about the black baby...

Sandy and Thor were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby.

Nine months later, the fruit of their labor was born: a lovely white girl.

Pleased but disappointed, Thor decided to ask a black man at work why he thought he couldn't make a black baby.

Realizing that Thor was somewhat sluggish, the fellow took him aside and asked, "Is your willy at least a 12" long?"

Thor had to admit that it was not.

"And is it at least 4" wide?"

"Well, man, there's your problem!" Black guy slapping Thor on the back. "You let in too much light!" 

The one about the nun and the priest...

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they discussed their predicament in great depth.

Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"

The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"

With little hesitation, the priest also stripped.

Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between your legs?"

The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life."

"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here!"

The one about the 300% impotent man...

A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.

The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean."

She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger."

The one about the penis reduction...

There was a young man who was so well endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.

The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end."

They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.

The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it."

They discussed it and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.

The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it."

They discussed it and said that would give him erection problems.

The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks.

The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer

The one about the honeymoon twist...

A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment.

Coming home from work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway. She said, "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your bride would like to have them?"

"I'll ask her," the young man responded. He opened his door and called out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"

"Hey, Pal," she retorted. "If you show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to mother."