Laugh you sad sods, laugh!

The one about the love dress....

A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm wearing my love dress," responds the daughter-in-law, "We haven't made love in a long time."
So the mother-in-law says, "Hm, maybe I should try that."
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car.
He walks in the front door and says, "What the fuck are you doing?"
"I'm wearing my love dress," says the wife.
"Well," responds the husband, "it needs to be ironed."

Laugh, ha ha, you know you want to!

A nice short one....

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotapus!

Laugh, laugh and laugh some more!

The one about the todger...

A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into the private room the doctor says to the patient, "What seems to be the problem?"
The patient answers, "You have to promise not to laugh."
The doctors said fine, and the patient pulls down his pants and the doctor tried not to laugh at his small penis.
The doctor managed to ask, "What's the problem?"
The patient then said, "It's swollen."