The one about the emergency landing...

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces
that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an
emergency landing.

The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to
a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws
herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.

So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."

The one about the old ladies...

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various
things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This
morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't
remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was
sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was
going to sleep or had just woken up!

The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's
always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then
with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

Time for another joke!

The one about the guy called Bubba...

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is."Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"