Here are a couple of jokes for the first week of May....
Two lovers go to the mountains for a romantic break. After chopping wood the bloke says to his girl 'My hands are freezing.' The girl says 'Put them between my thighs to warm them up!'
After lunch he goes out to chop some more wood. He comes in after a while and says 'My hands are really freezing now.' She once again says 'Put them between my thighs to warm them up!'
After dinner the guy chops more wood and afterwards says 'My hands are really, really freezing.'
She yells at him 'For Christ's sake, don't your ears ever get cold?!!'
Two Irish men are making letter bombs.
Pat says 'Mick, do you think i've put enough explosive in this envelope?'
'I don't know, open it and see', says Mick
'But it'll explode!', says Pat.
Mick says 'Don't be a fecking eejut, it's not addressed to you!'
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