Tuesday, 9 September 2008

The one about the dead goldfish...

A little girl is filling in a hole in her garden when the neighbour
spots what she's doing from over the fence.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm burying my goldfish, he's dead", the little girl says.
"I'm sorry to hear that", says the neighbour. "That's an awfully big
hole for a goldfish though", he says.
She replies "That's because he's in your fuckin cat!"

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