A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I can't think straight! I need help!"
The doctor says to his patient, "You know what?, I used to have the same problem, and whenever I get migraines, I go home to my wife. She cooks me my favorite meal, rubs my toes, kisses my nipples and well (smiles sheepishly), you know what happens next!"
The next day the patient says, "Hey doc! Thanks for your advice. It worked!"
The doctor says, "Oh really? That's good to hear!"
"Oh by the way," his patient says, "You've got a great house!"
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