On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I am still a virgin."
The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times before."
The bride responds:
"Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.
"My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.
"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to do was...............God I miss him!"
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