2. Are you sure you've had plenty to drink?
3. By...that fart was awesome, drop another!
4. Of course I swallow, it's lush!
5. No that's ok you watch porn, I'll toss you off after i've done these dishes.
6 Just for a change stick it up me arse.
7. Are you still shagging that girl at work?
8. Marriage? No fucking way!
Sadly, Carlsberg don't do girlfriends, but if they did!!!
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