The one about the penis operation...
John goes to the doctors and says, 'Doctor, you've got to help me - I just can't get a hard on.'
So the doctor examines his cock and says, 'Your penis muscles are too weak. We're going to have to take the muscles from an elephant's penis and graft them on to your penis.'
John is desperate for sex, so he agrees.
After the op, John goes out on a dinner date with a new girl. But half way through the meal his cock starts to feel strange and uncomfortably big, so to release the strain he unzips his flies under the table.
Suddenly his cock springs out of his trousers, grabs a bun from the next table and shoots back into his trousers with it.
His date is stunned and says, 'Christ, you've got a huge cock. Can you do that again?'
John replies, 'Well, I could try, but I don't think I can fit another bun up my arse.'
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